songs about cheese

after the recent curry-inspired song list, we’re on a roll (literally) with some cheese-inspired titles… again, please add your suggestions below!

Feta the Devil You Know – Kylie Minogue
Let it Brie – Beatles
Gouda Vibrations – Beach Boys
Edam, Wish I Was Your Lover – Sophie B Hawkins
Brie My Babybel – Ronettes
Autobahn – Kraft(werk)
Private Eyes – Halloumi & Oates

 

songs about curry

to quote Monty Python – and now for something completely different. Don’t ask us why but we put together a list of curry-inspired chart hits, an impressive thirty-five in total, but there must be more out there, surely… chuck your suggestions across and who knows we might even buy the best one a curry…

35. Poppadum Preach – Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon – Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers – Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free – Wham
31. Dansak Queen – Abba
30. Korma People – Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me – Abba
28. When I Phall in Love – Nat King Cole
27. You Can’t Curry Love – Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police – Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna – D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau – Kylie Minogue
23. It’s Bhuna Hard Days Night – The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans – Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma – The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk – Doris Day
19. It’s My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? – Lesley Gore
18. I’m a Bhaji Girl – Aqua
17. Sag Aloo – Black Lace
16. Take That and Chapati – Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can’t Find My Bhaji? – Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don’t Want To Dansak – Eddy Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling – Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi – Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo – Abba
10. I Don’t Want to Go to Chutney? Elvis Costello
9. Rice Rice Baby – Vanilla Rice
8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights – Kiss
7. Tandoori Deliver – Adam and the Ants
6. Love me Tandoor – Elvis Presley
5. We Don’t Have to Tikka Clothes Off? – Jermaine Jackson
4. Bye Bye Balti – Bay City Rollers
3. Bhuna to be Wild – Steppenwolf
2. Livin’ Dhal – Cliff Richard
1. Raita Here, Raita Now – Fatboy Slim