446spooks_series7Spooks is back on the box tonight! Hurrah. It seems ages since Harry was bundled into the boot of that car by the Russian Alan Davies.

I can’t wait for the start of the new series. I just watched this little re-cap of the last one and got a bit excited.

As it happens, through our own network of contacts, moles and informants, we’ve managed to get our hands on the details of the new series. So if you don’t want to know what happens, look away now…

Harry is rescued. In reality, he’s been turned and returns to MI5 as a double-agent. Ruth’s involved. The Chinese Weather Modification Department is melting ice-caps and stockpiling fresh water on the moon while simultaneously contaminating the water supplies of the UK. Chinese Special Forces are involved. The Chinese deny all knowledge and Harry is warned off by UK Government officials. Harry starts cosying up to Opposition Ministers as a change in Government is in the offing. Malcolm gets a warning for spending too much time at work on social networks. But then he uses Twitter to catch a baddie and it’s all cool. Ros and Lucas have sex. Ros has sex with someone else. And someone else. Malcolm develops an augmented reality application. Terrorist groups are exchanging messages within computer games. Jo goes a bit off the rails. A black woman joins the team. And an Asian man. A 15-year old intern sets up a Ning for MI5 and MI6 which sparks a new era of cooperation between the two departments. The intern is lauded at the highest levels of Government and appointed as Social Media Deity. In a fit of pique, Malcolm sets up an MI5 Facebook page which leads directly to Harry’s murder by a Twitter-fuelled hate-mob, a general deterioration in the social fabric of the UK (much to the delight of the Daily Mail) and a reversal of political fortunes at the General Election. Harry’s hard-won political support dissolves, but he’s dead anyway. Malcolm is disappointed. Ros gives a wry smile. A bloke who looks a bit like Adam is seen in the distance at Harry’s funeral. Plans for a city on the moon are obtained. The flags of both China and the USA fly above it…

Don’t ask us where we got this information.

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