to quote Monty Python – and now for something completely different. Don’t ask us why but we put together a list of curry-inspired chart hits, an impressive thirty-five in total, but there must be more out there, surely… chuck your suggestions across and who knows we might even buy the best one a curry…

    35. Poppadum Preach – Madonna
    34. Korma Chameleon – Culture Club
    33. Bhaji Trousers – Madness
    32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free – Wham
    31. Dansak Queen – Abba
    30. Korma People – Pulp
    29. Tikka Chance On Me – Abba
    28. When I Phall in Love – Nat King Cole
    27. You Can’t Curry Love – Diana Ross and the Supremes
    26. Korma Police – Radiohead
    25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna – D:Ream
    24. Tears On My Pilau – Kylie Minogue
    23. It’s Bhuna Hard Days Night – The Beatles
    22. Brothers in Naans – Dire Straits
    21. Girlfriend in a Korma – The Smiths
    20. Pilau Talk – Doris Day
    19. It’s My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? – Lesley Gore
    18. I’m a Bhaji Girl – Aqua
    17. Sag Aloo – Black Lace
    16. Take That and Chapati – Take That
    15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can’t Find My Bhaji? – Lisa Stansfield
    14. I Don’t Want To Dansak – Eddy Grant
    13. Dansak on the Ceiling – Lionel Richie
    12. We Are Jalfrezi – Sister Sledge
    11. Vindaloo – Abba
    10. I Don’t Want to Go to Chutney? Elvis Costello
    9. Rice Rice Baby – Vanilla Rice
    8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights – Kiss
    7. Tandoori Deliver – Adam and the Ants
    6. Love me Tandoor – Elvis Presley
    5. We Don’t Have to Tikka Clothes Off? – Jermaine Jackson
    4. Bye Bye Balti – Bay City Rollers
    3. Bhuna to be Wild – Steppenwolf
    2. Livin’ Dhal – Cliff Richard
    1. Raita Here, Raita Now – Fatboy Slim

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